The Douche Canoe Cometh Hare(s): Snuffle Up My Ass
Address: Mount San Miguel Community Park 2335 Paseo Veracruz, Chula Vista, CA 91914
Directions: Be sure to set your GPS to avoid toll roads Map Link:Https://maps.app.goo.gl/4cvuXXKmvrLMGbxw... Run Fee: 8 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: No Notes: Cum join Snuffle Up My Ass in his awful anal patch challenge!
In 2017, Snuffles hared his first solo trail... and ran the pack up mountains in scorching heat. Some of the pack never returned, but he still won an award for this masochistic trail.
And now YOU get to re-live the experience!
There will be a turkey eagle split so those who don't hate themselves can still have a short trail. -Eagle: There may be a mountain involved. Come take a shot of fireball at the (hypothetical) top and earn your your patch! -Turkey: This will be a short 3-4 mile loop. No patch involved.