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Half-Assed Hash
Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:00pm
Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl Hash
Hare(s): Anal Rose
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116. Note the slightly earlier time!
Directions: There are no directions. You're prolly already there.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/SvP3f1LT3wTn1u6p6
Run Fee: Free! (Buy your Hare a Drink!)
Pre-lube: The Ould Sod...get a jump early and hold down some tables.
Trail type: A to B
On after: The 'hood.
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Just when you thought it was finally safe to spend Thanksgiving with your friends and family without them assuming that you're a raging alcoholic...
The Half-Assed Hash just can't get enough Anal. Foregoing marital bliss and a life abroad, Anal Rose will once again put the gobble in your wobble! The Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl will continue to wreck livers unabated, as it has for the last 15 years!
That's right, folks! It's the 15th Anal PTPCH, which means IT'S A PATCH YEAR! Here's how to get that shiny new patch:
1. Find the Hare.
He's the one with the whistle and the bag of flower. Can't miss him. Devilishly handsome, flowing gray locks. It helps if you follow the stare of all the single ladies in the room.
2. Offer to buy him a drink. Or show a Party-Tit. Bonus points if you do both.
3. Ask for a patch before the 100th person does.
4. Refrain from asking about fucking Italy.
5. Refrain from asking where and when we will go to the next place. The Buddha (and Flying Starfish) say to live in the present, mannnn!
See you there!
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