View Map Half-Assed HashSaturday, September 28, 2024 2:00pm
Old People Trail - a DPG Birthday Production Hare(s): DPG, ManAIDS
Address: The Rabbit Hole 3377 Adams Ave San Diego, CA 92116
Map Link:https://maps.app.goo.gl/8kA4HCw5ZhGDMjQm... Run Fee: 40 bits Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Yes Notes: OK ya wanks, it's DPG's birthday and we are going to remind her how old and decrepit she is. Come dawned in your best old person outfit (interpret as you will). Some of you (Fuckin' Larry, I Cum Dust) just dress as your normal self! So stop touching up those grays and stock up on your Depends as you break out of you assisted living facilities!!!
Trail is 1.69 miles with 4 drink checks. Two dog-friendly bars and two hosted checks to keep you old bastards from dehydrating out in the sun. The hares will be escorting you along this dead trail to ensure you senile bastards don't wander off.
