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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, September 20, 2025 2:00pm
Half-Assed 20th Analversary trail
Hare(s): Rev Anal Rose, Children of the Porn, and The Shiftless MMG of the Half-Assed Hash
Address: The Regal Bar, 8344 La Mesa Blvd, La Mesa, CA 91942
Directions: Even the Reverend knows how to find an address on his phone.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FLMG4cH1kxcF6b4t...
Run Fee: Ten dola bills yo
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
You were thinking about Brokeback Mountain and watching a video of Tom Cruise jumping up and down like a moron on Oprah's couch on this new website they called Youtube. Meanwhile, a genius Hasher was scouting a stolen Mission Harriette's trail from the week before, and planning a break-away new kennel steeped from the foreign traditions of his home Hash in Italy. That kennel was named after the efforts of it's first trail, which you now lovingly call The Half-Assed Hash.

Somehow both the kennel and, more surprisingly, the Hasher, are still around. Come out to San Diego's Table (La Mesa) to celebrate two decades of dawdling, win amazing prizes by competing with fellow wankers at the laziest... I mean craziest games you've ever played, and get ready to lose yet another Saturday in a drunken Half-Assed haze.


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