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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, April 11, 2026 2:00pm
Easter Rez-Erections
Hare(s): Scar Tissue, Only Cums in a Kids Meal
Address: Good Bar
1872 Rosecrans St, San Diego, CA 92106
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6if5fvNNmJHVrn3d...
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Half-Assed H3 Easter Rez-Erection Crawl
On April 11th at 2PM, drag your sexy half-asses to Goodbar in Point Loma for an adult Easter egg hunt that's less "family friendly" and more "questionable life choices in plastic eggs." Expect trail shenanigans, hidden goodies, and at least one moment where you realize you're aggressively digging in bushes for booze like a sexy festive raccoon. Rawr.
Dress in your Sunday best, Jesus is watching you. Be ready to repent at Humpin the next day. Let's try to get a rez-erection from everyone we meet along the way! Bunny ears, pastels, bonnets, scandalous rabbits, priests, hot nuns, or whatever screams "I make poor decisions." OR rock your best Hash gear and help promote our San Diego Hash. Either way, you're winning.
There will be:
-Adult egg hunt (contents will improve your personality), (you were never going to be as funny as the hare anyways).
-The golden egg... may contain something great, may contain something you wish you'd never picked up, like sleeping with Manaids.
-Trail beverages & general Half-Assed nonsense, blah blah blah, show up and don't be a wussy!
Start: Goodbar - Point Loma
Time: 2PM sharp(ish)
Bring: Yourself, questionable morals, and Easter enthusiasm
Don't miss it... or do... but we will talk about you.
On-On!
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