View Map Half-Assed HashWednesday, November 25, 2026 7:00pm
19th Anal PreTurkey Pub Crawl Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Avenue
Directions: Just go back to the last place you left your credit card. Avoid eye contact with the locals that have been discussing your shenanigans since. Map Link:https://maps.app.goo.gl/x6cHtjHTY2zPm1eL... Run Fee: Free! Buy your Hare a drink! Trail type: A to B Dog friendly: No Notes: What better way to kick off the holiday season than to work up a sweat as you r*ce to the finish line of this annual 50 mile event? Make some caloric room for all the festive garbage you will be gorging on, and stay in shape for all those high-energy grand- and great-grandkids as they wrestle for your attention. There's not one... not two... but zero drink checks or water stops, but don't worry, you'll be drinking in the glorious views of Rancho Penasquitos.
...wait, sorry... that's my North County write up for the Winter Solstice run.
Oh yeah, the PreTurkey Pub Crawl! That's wayyy more fun. Let's get loaded and throw up on our in-town guests!
19 years is a long time. Looking to pass the torch during our 20th. Applicants must adhere to the strictest of standards and must solemnly swear to dedicate the next 20 years of their holiday plans to tirelessly plan and support San Diego's drunkest.
