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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, March 22, 2025 2:00pm
Bar Bingo: A Game of Drink and Debauchery
Hare(s): Whore Door
Address: The Ould Sod
Normal Heights
92116
Directions: Its the Sod
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: 5?
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
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It's time to turn bar crawling into a competitive sport. No, this isn't Pub Golf. That's later this year. This is....Bar Bingo! Where your day of drinking will not only test your liver, but your luck, persistence, and maybe alcoholism. Every participant gets a bingo card filled with a series of challenges and activities that will make your bar crawl more than just about the drinks-it's about winning. Let's all hope Big Red shows up so he can lose gloriously. This isn't your grandma's bingo, unless your grandma is D-Cup.
Rules are simple: as you make your way from bar to bar, check off boxes like "Find someone wearing no underwear" or "Take a shot with a minor" or "Body shot off a homeless person." Complete a line, shout BINGO, and revel in the fact that you've done more than just drink; you've also conquered social awkwardness. Note that these are not actual bingo squares/challenges. Or are they?
Think you've got what it takes? Will you be the first to complete a line by finding someone who can confess to their secret MAGA persona or convincing a bartender you're not too drunk to be served? Will you be the one to get "Cheers!" from an entire bar? Or will you find yourself deep in a conversation with Larry? Only time will tell!
Each bar offers new opportunities to cross off your bingo squares. Complete a row, column, or even a diagonal, and bask in the glory of your well-earned victory... or your slightly questionable life choices. Prizes will be awarded to the winners!
Join Half-Assed for a hash where every mark brings you closer to glory (or a regretful text to your ex).
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