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San Diego

Every Friday at 6:30pm and
every other Sunday at 10am

California Larrikins Filter events for the Larrikins kennel

Every Monday at 6:30pm

Iron Rule

Every other Friday at 6:30pm

La Jolla

Every Monday at 6pm

North County Filter events for the North County kennel

Every Saturday
at 10am sharp

Humpin

Every Sunday at 2pm,
Humpin time

The Original
Full Moon H3 Filter events for the Full Moon kennel

Once, sometimes twice,
a month

Volleyball Filter events for the Volleyball kennel

Half-Assed Filter events for the Half-Assed kennel

Once a month,
on Saturdays

Pub Hash

Second Tuesday of the
month at 6:30pm

Mission Harriettes Filter events for the Mission Harriettes kennel

Wednesday, intermittently

Stumblefoot Filter events for the Stumblefoot kennel

First Thursday of the
month at 6:30pm

Tijuana Hash
House Harriers Filter events for the Tijuana kennel

Once a month, on Saturdays

Newtopia

Saturday
Once a Month

Hashing in San Diego

COVID-19 Most of the Hash Kennels in San Diego are now scheduling hash runs keeping in mind COVID restrictions as put forward by the State of California and the County of San Diego. RunStart times listed correspond to time trail is expected to be laid by - Start when you want. Face Masks are required when Social Distancing can't be maintained. Run Fees should be paid via mobile payments (online) or by exact change. Prior day's runs, if one wants to run them after the fact, can be seen by clicking on "View Last Weeks Runs" link.
Enter a Run Start An "Edit Run" link should appear next to events one authored when viewing runstarts from the same browser/device used to define one's run. Emails containing a link to edit run's are still sent out - but many people have reported NOT receiving them, so it is suggested you copy the Edit link after clicking the "Add Hash" button.
New to the hash? Check out the first timer's briefing.

Next 10 Run Starts

During the COVID-19 Pandemic - Access to run starts is restricted to known hashers (so to limit exposure to people who know each other)... One may either join a given kennel's facebook "private" group, or identify the following Hash Trail Markings (used by all San Diego Hashes other than LJH3)... and click on the "On In" button below, to view the current run schedule.

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Iron Rule Hash Friday, April 9, 2021 6:00pm

Iron Rule Returns!!
Hare(s): Ondee & Rickashaw
Address: 13652 Poway Springs Rd.
Directions: We have started here before.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/@32.9823724,...
Thomas Bros: 1170 F6
Run Fee: $0.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
The Iron Rule is back!! At this time a few changes: It is BYOB so bring your own drink and food (Ondee's food will not be able to redeem Rickashaw's trail); it is FREE; New start time of 6:00PM. Otherwise it will be Normal. There will be walker, turkey and eagle trails.
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North County Hash Saturday, April 10, 2021 10:00am

High Dragon Adventure
Hare(s): High Beams & Dragon Dick
Address: Eagle Project Work Site
18192 Bandy Canyon Rd
Escondido, CA 92025
Directions: I-15 north to Via Rancho Parkway/Bear Valley Parkway.
Turn right onto Bear Valley Parkway.
Turn right on San Pasqual Valley (twice)
Keep driving. Don't get distracted by the Safari Park, just keep going.
Turn right on Brady Canyon Rd
Make an immediate right turn into the dirt parking lot/trailhead.

Lots of "rights" just Google "Eagle Project Work Site" if it's confusing
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/UeY6tuReMnmf8uvs9
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's a High Dragon Adventure. Remember Puff?! Yeah, f*ck that guy, we are getting WAY higher!
We will likely be back to regular start time, but trail will be laid early for those that like the earlier start times. Check the facebook event for updates.

Two trails: Turkey ~5 miles, Eagle ~8 miles.
Three beer checks for eagle, one for turkey.

Wear a mask. Respect people. Be kind to one another.
Keep doing what you're doing, NCH3. <3
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Humpin Hash Sunday, April 11, 2021 2:00pm

Best Served Hot
Hare(s): Snuffle Up My Ass, Laa-Laa & IOU an IUD
Address: Bonita Long Canyon Park
1745 Coltridge Lane
Bonita, CA 91902
Directions: To avoid the toll on CA-125, take 54 East and the Briarwood exit.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PsoTmEFkQPKFEi15A
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Sunday Sunday Sunday...NOW WITH BEER CHECKS ON TRAIL & LIVE CIRCLE

Cum on out to the luscious peaks of south county and join Laa-Laa, IUD, and Snuffles as they serve up a steaming hot shiggylicious trail!

These mighty volleyballers are teaming up with one of our resident DFLs to bring you a trail that is guaranteed to be SHORT, COOL, and EASY. So if you’ve got the balls to try it out, dig yourself out of wherever you passed out last night and set yourself up for some fun.

Run Fee: $7. Please pay via CashApp @ $HumpinHash (preferred) or Paypal @ humpinhashhouseharriers@gmail.com (choose payment type Friends and Family). Hash Cash will accept your dirty dollars if you dip them in hand sanitizer but will NOT give change. No snax yet but cuming soon!

Safety rules while still in the tier system are simple, even for the most half-minded half minds of all time: MASK must be worn at all times. On yer fuckin' face, covering both mouth and nose, can be pulled down to gulp the golden nectar then pulled back up. This won't be forever, but it's what we need to make this work for now, so please respect your RAs, Hares and fellow Hashers on this. Bring your MASK, NO EXCEPTIONS! NONE. ZERO, ZIP. ON-ON!
Hashes Tomorrow
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North County Hash Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:00am

DNA's Pampered Poodle Run
Hare(s): DNA
Address: Sage Canyon Elementary School. 5290 Harvest Run Drive, San Diego, CA 92130
Run Fee: $5.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Join DNA's Pampered Poodle Run in Carmel Valley.
5 mile turkey
10 mile eagle
and a walker trail to the beer check and back.
2 beer checks
$5.00 run fee includes beer, soda and snacks.
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Humpin Hash Sunday, April 18, 2021 2:00pm

Gently DEFILE VIRGIN Trail & Gently Tred The Shire
Hare(s): Clit 101, Sticky Dicky and Coppertone Bone
Address: 7920 Japatul Valley Rd, Descanso
Directions: Park & Ride Lot #29
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/YSrV1xmWWd1Qhtz69
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to Z
On after: Casino Inn, Alpine

https://www.casinoinnbar.com/
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Once a year or two, Coppertone Bone’s unique Shire may host a hash. SDH3 and NCH3 trekked to Alpine in years past to hash in nearby areas, but was that good enough? Fook no, not for Humpin’! C-101 and C-Bone scouted this for H4 in April 2019, and almost whipped it out the week of the 2020 Covid closure. Almost.

You will be the first hashers (other than your defiling hares) to enter this virgin “G-Spot” near Descanso. From I-8, take the Hwy 79 exit as if going to Cuyamaca; run start is at the Park & Ride on the left.

The Hares will spread their truths and lies, and circle location will be revealed on-site to hashers, not just looky-loos. Hence, Z is a 12-minute drive westward to our “secret” destiny, after trail. Masked hashers may enter the Shire cottage in very small pods with CB.

Beer checks are back on the menu, but no snax just yet. On-after at Casino Inn’s outdoor patio, a short walk from secret circle location.

NOTE: Parking at the On In is very limited, so plan ahead and save gas money for beer.

Run Fee: $7. Please pay via CashApp @ $HumpinHash (preferred) or Paypal @ humpinhashhouseharriers@gmail.com (choose payment type Friends and Family). Hash Cash will accept your dirty dollars if you dip them in hand sanitizer but will NOT give change.

Masks are still required at Humpin’, NO EXCEPTIONS. NADA, NONE.

Pre-lube: @ 2pm
Hare lies/Hares away: @ 2:30

Trail Type: A to A, drive to Z for circle

Dog Friendly: Only if doggone good around snakes, PO and possible beasts beside hashers.
Hashes Later This Month
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Half-Assed Hash Saturday, April 24, 2021 2:00pm

Normality Trail
Hare(s): Your illustrious GMs
Address: 4993 W Mountain View Dr, around the back, out of sight so you don't frighten the neighbors. Or Huey.
Directions: If Anal can do the googles, I'm sure you could too.
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
On after: The filthy streets of AbNormal Heights
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
It's been a long, long time since Half-Assed did a proper trail. We are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!! There will be a trail and Religion (or down-downs for you HAH3 nubes), and something fun to drink and eat. We'll try to stretch that 6 bucks as far as we can, but hey, there will be liquid chicken for sure.

You will be REQUIRED to remember there's a real deadly virus afoot. Seriously. Masks on hand in case 4 million wankers show up or you happen to find yourself in public. Safe Distances! Yes, a distance longer than Anal's penis. It's really not that impressive, I've seen it. And wash yer hands you gross bastards!

Ok, what else? Huge mountain trails, a river crossing, spelunking in deep, wet, stinky caves, strippers, costumes, strippers in costumes, zip-lines, boat races, fine dining, fine dining with strippers at the boat races, and free casual sex await you on this great return of the Half-Assed Hash!*

Note the later time! Some in North County seem to have forgotten the grudge held from Get-a-Life-Weeks past and want to play. Don't be surprised, they're old and prone to forgetting shit. Plus we love and welcome everyone.

so...Get excited!

See you there!

*all or part of this is complete bullshit.